Mystery
informant 'grasses'.
Underground Overlord brought to justice.
New
information from an unnamed member of the public has led to a well known
personality being brought to justice. Earlier this week the accused, who cannot
be named for legal reasons, was questioned by the Lawn Police in connection with
lawn crimes. Although details are sketchy at this point, we do know that the
accused is not a local, and comes from "over the hills and far away".
A
spokesman for the Lawn Police said, "Obviously I am not in a position to name
the guilty party before a fair trial, but I will probably talk about it down the
pub. I would like to thank the member of the public who stepped forward and gave
information leading to the arrest, and for the nice
custard."
fig
1.
nb. this is completely made up for the purpose of having a bit of a giggle. Characters are not actually real, so any parallels with real people and events are purely coincidental. No Teletubbies were hurt in the making of this website.
Thin blue
line
Thinner orange line
Lawn
Crime Figures
Where we
were
Where we are now
Trend :
going up
Unnamed
informant
Guilty
?
An
impression of how it looks now by a better artist
Artists impression of the dwelling shows how it might have
looked before
Figures
released earlier this month would seem to indicate a rise in lawn crime (see fig
1.), not just overgrown lawns but also an increase in unsightly weeds. In fact
one person we interviewed had so much weed, they had forgotten they even had a
lawn.
If you have information regarding lawn crimes, please call the Lawn
Police on 0211 326432 - be a Grass.
